Tyler says the darndest things.....

1/17/12~"Mama, all your ideas are turning out to be kinda lame"
I said, "excuse me?" He says, "I mean boring"

1/7/12~Mom, I wish God woulda built you after the dinosaurs,
with 3 stretchy arms so u could do all 3 things I want you to do,
all at once!

1/4/12~I said, "Tyler that was nice of u to get up and get that for
me!" He says, "That's what guys who love their moms are for!"

12/23/11~Mama I have a Christmas present for you, but you can't see it with your eyes. Know what it is? A hug" 12/20/11~Mom you sure look like a girl today, ya got your earrings on and your hair all nice and good! 12/14/11~We go in the hospital to do labs. Tyler tells the lab tech, "My Grampa's out in the trailer. The sheriff's watchin him"..... Here's the translation: Grampa is out waiting for us in the trailer and my toy sheriffs car from the movie "Cars" is out there with him. Lol! Had to clarify, he made it sound like Grampa was on parole ha ha! 12/12/11~Get in the truck, pull away from the curb and Tyler says, "Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times!" 12/8/11~"Im full, know what I want for dessert?" I say, "if you're full u don't have room for dessert." He says, "sure I do! I have room right here (points to his belly) in the dessert spot. My lunch doesn't go into my dessert spot, that's just for dessert." 11/29/11~"Mama, your the most beautiful thing". I said, "oh honey thank you"! He says, "yep, no one's ever said that about ya before have they" 11/9/11~Last week tyler and I saw the city picking up leaves on the one way. He wanted to know what they were doing. I told him that they go around to certain streets and pick up leaves. The people just have to pile them up by the street. Tonight, we were driving and he says, hey thats a certain street! I said a certain street? he said, yes, there are leaves piled up down there so it must be a certain street.:) 11/5/11~If the front-up plan doesn't work, we gotta use the backup plan! 10/27/11~Told Tyler he couldn't take his sword to school with his Musketeer costume.  I told him there were no weapons allowed at school. Found out this morning that he had pretty much the same conversation with the teacher. He then told her, "Maybe if we're good all year, we can all bring weapons on the last day of school!" 10/25/11~"That's why they call it a tornado cuz it "tors" up everything!" 10/20/11~Tylers takin a bath and says,"Mama, the waters almost all the way up to my buttons!" He coulda called em worse! 10/10/11~Tyler's morning quote~~He comes out of his room coughing  and says, "I'm a little outta shape" 10/6/11~Playing monopoly w ty. He was down to a buck and landed on my space owing me $3. He looked down and said, I only have 1, does that work for ya? 10/4/11~(Looking out the window this morning, his hands folded) Tyler says, "Dear God, I was wondering if you could please put the sun back down so I can start my morning over. I know you're really busy but I wasn't very good this morning and Mommy took my toys away and I miss them. So please put the sun back down so we can try again. Amen." 10/3/11~Tyler: Mom you're the best. Me: Aw thanks doll. Tyler: Excuse me, for the record, I'm not a toy doll, I'm a kid. Don't call me a doll ever again.... 10/3/11~Pulled into walmart, the homeless guy was not on the corner today... tyler says, "oh look, that guy's not there today, he must have found a home" 9/24/11~The morning of his 5th Birthday: "even though im not 4 anymore my voice still didn't change a bit!" 9/11/11~Asked Ty if he is an angel, he said no. I said are you sure???? He said, "Positive" 8/26/11~Tried explaining the kidney transplant thing to Tyler again. He had a lot of really great questions! Funny part: "so now mommy's kidney is in your belly and its working great!" I said pretty cool huh? He says," yeah but it feels kinda girl-ish" so I explained that boy & girl kidneys are all the same:) 7/27/11~"sure is nice havin a mommy around the house!" 7/14/11~"mommy look at all those raindrops that are appearing on our truck." 7/8/11~Ty wakes up from his nap and I said, "Hi sweetie! Was I talking to loud, sorry if I woke you up" He says, "Don't be sorry for waking me up Mommy, I over-slept anyway." 6/4/11~"Mommy, I told those guys to close up. Is that better than saying shut up?" 5/21/11~"Someday I'm gonna get married Mama. Mama, I wanna marry you"

5/8/11~"oooo chocolate, come to papa"

4/17/11~"Life is good!"

4/15/11~"all you doctors should be in bed, I'm trying to sleep"

3/19/11~"In a while we have to to to the mayor's office. He just texted me."

3/16/11~Just spilled my coffee & asked Tyler to "please go grab Mommy a towel!!!" His response, "OK, I think we're gonna need a Mouse-ka-tool for that" as he proceeds to run around yelling, "Oh Toodles!!!"

3/13/11~Asked Tyler if he wanted to see more Disney world stuff on the computer. His response: "I've seen enuf Disney stuff for 10 years"

2/25/11~Last night Ty told me I forgot to "couple" (button) his jammies. think he's into trains at all?

2/16/11~Ty found something at Target he wanted. I asked him how much? His response ..."3 plus dollars." Aw that's the age requirement, bless your little heart!

2/6/11~This morning, Tyler's teaching me about "Mount Neverest"

1/25/11~Tyler just informed me he's eating the Luckies too...not just the Charms :)

1/6/11~Gramma says-"were gonna comb your hair extra nice for the party." Ty says,"it's always somethin"

1/5/11~"hey I'm watching cartoon network in here no girls allowed!"

10/21/10~Well, took Tyler to story time again today. He did very well. He even listened better than time number 2! When we were leaving, the teacher said to him, "We'll see you next time, Sir" He looked at her, said, "See ya next time" started to walk away & turned back around & said, "And you can call me Ty"

9/22/10~Tonight, as I was putting Tyler to bed, he says, "Mama, you take good care of me and you love me when I have bad dreams. Thanks for takin good care of me. Keep it up Mama, you keep it up!" Wow, that boy has my heart.

8/31/10~Ty: Gramma, you are correct! Gramma: can i have an A+? Ty: I dont have any.

8/11/10~Ty says, "lets take the timbers off the tracks." grampa says "we cant, they're screwed down." Ty says, "well lets screw em up and then we can haul em."

1/15/10~"Look Mommy, Christmas is melting"

12/18/09~"Look at my pants, they're smokin' dirty"

11/24/09~Said to Tyler, "Quit jumping & stomping" He says, "But I need to do some exercising" I guess that's what I'll tell the neighbors next time they complain

10/29/09~Told Tyler to let his pizza cool before he ate it. He said, "I'm gonna let it cool in my tummy"

10/14/09~Tyler: mommy will u build me a train track? Me: sure honey, what shape? Tyler: Ummm...Hexagon!

8/25/09~"Dont you think where you're going?" a.k.a. "Where do you think you're going"

7/11/09~Ty asked for a “Sad Meal” instead of a Happy Meal, cuz he wasn’t feeling well.